korded's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Girls"]

yeeep

i've heard this one before.. nerdy nice-guy is pussy depraved and frustrated cause the girl he's after only wants to be friends.. and then she goes to the 'tough' guy. bud, girls wanna be kept on their toes. and no you don't gotta slap em around to achieve that.

and why the hell is the guys hair pink?!

decent movie tho

[Mage fighting]

wow

what kinda nerd movie was that, jesus

[Prowlies at the River]

what style

that was quite the little movie, i loved it. not only cause the sound was so good, or cause the graphics were so brilliantly animated.. but because you did such a good job of putting feeling into it, and giving the characters their own unique personalities. keep up the good work

[Resident Evil: Flash Edn]

medicine

that was crappy, humor didn't work. i give it 8 because it deserves at least that though.

[Blam Club V EZ3 - trailer]

what the hell is this,

this is a bunch of crap. it's done ala star wars, and star wars blows... eat my balls, assface.

[Jean Chreiten]

i wonder if jesus approves of santa claus

that was crappy. voice acting was terrible. how you even got the idea for this thing is something i don't know, but i don't care to know, anyway. if you weren't canadian, i'd have given this one a zero.

[L33t Cr3w]

mofo

you can't toy with people's emotion when your work is based on video games. bastard.

[The Banished (trailer)]

damn..

I don't know how the fuck you managed to cram 1143 k of shit into that, but somehow did. I'm hoping you are too lazy to actually make the real thing.