korded's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Poke Fight Trailer]

aw fuck

The fact that you would use Nirvana's work for this 'shitty little pokemon game preview' disgusts me. And I don't know why this is getting above a 3 rating, for the viewer doesn't get any enjoyment.

[Midget Madness]

Tromaville eh...

A fairly good movie, I really liked the monster at the end and the music that went along with it. It kinda bombed in the way of a plot though, unless I missed something, and mostly everything else was not that good. Hard to find interesting.

[The Final Task]

Oh my god..

I have newfound respect for you. More please!

[(B) Running]

Whoa

Wow, this movie was well done! Great animation from start to finish. I loved the leg-break sequence, nice and gory! I think I will now check out some of your other movies.

[Dirty Principal]

What bullshit

Jesus fucking Christ, what is this? Two minutes of a grainy fucked up soundtrack of a principle talking dirty? That hurt my brain. And if anybody found this amusing, I think I'm going to shoot myself.

[Bacon 2: The Revenge]

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I found the dog laughing as he drove by amusing. Other than that, I don't know what to think.

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

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I was hoping to play a Sonic-type game, but oh well... the little surprise ending was worth it, I guess.

[Sheep 3: Iron Chef!]

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Hm.. This movie's like a joke without a punchline. I'm sorry, I just don't like it.

[Final Fantasy II Spoof]

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The graphics weren't drawn by him, so it's kind of hard to rate in that area. However, Rob Foor put things together nicely as for animation. The sound is great, and I love that old Final Fantasy tune.
The whole plot is a bit silly, but I almost laughed out loud when the old lady accused the hero of stealing her stamina potion.